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OCTOBER 5, 2026: IF YOUR MOM'S HAT IS BIG ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT BE A LEO SOMEDAY
OCTOBER 2, 2026: YOU CAN CLAIM TO BE FAITHFUL, BUT IF YOU DON'T LIVE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE AOC
OCTOBER 1, 2026: DON'T DO ANYTHING PRIESTLY. HE'S THE SUCCESSOR OF PETER, OK?
SEPTEMBER 30, 2026: RENEWAL VICAR OF THE NARRATIVE
SEPTEMBER 29, 2026: POPE OF PAID INFLUENCE
SEPTEMBER 28, 2026: A NEW LEO OF ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE IS BORN
SEPTEMBER 17, 2026: IS BILL GATES AN A.I. MARTYR?
SEPTEMBER 16, 2026: LEO AND KISSY’S NOSTRA ‘NOTE’: 1 CITATION FOR JESUS, 95 FOR THE DEVIL
SEPTEMBER 15, 2026: DON'T BE A KARL ROVE CATHOLIC. HE'S A BOOMER, TOO!
SEPTEMBER 14, 2026: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO?
SEPTEMBER 11, 2026: PRAY MORE AND DISCERN BETTER
SEPTEMBER 10, 2026: VEN ZE COUNTAREVOLUZION FAILZ UND TRUMP IZ IMPEAGED, EET VILL BE ZE FAULT OF ZEH JOOOOOOOZ!
SEPTEMBER 9, 2026: EVEN HAMBURGER ABP. HESSE HAS HUMAN DIGNITY
SEPTEMBER 8, 2026: ALL THAT GOOD COUNSEL ISN'T GETTING THROUGH
SEPTEMBER 2, 2026: LEOCHURCH: MONSTER-LED, MONSTER-DRIVEN
SEPTEMBER 1, 2026: DOLLY, BILL GATES, AND FRANCIS DRINK EQUALITY WATER IN HEAVEN, BUT YOU’RE EXCOMMUNICATED
AUGUST 31, 2026: GET BEHIND ME, LEO!
AUGUST 28, 2026: IT'S ALL SO DAMN EVIL, THEY HAVE TO CURSE IT TOO.
AUGUST 27, 2026: ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL GENDER CHAMPION CHURCH BURNS TO THE GROUND
AUGUST 26, 2026: WHAT COULD BE SIMPLER THAN A DEAD CHURCH?