The sea obeys and fetters break, and lifeless limbs thou dost restore, whilst treasures lost are found again, when young and old thine aid implore. Pray for us Saint Anthony. 
Thank you! You gave me a hearty laugh! Thank you Saint Anthony too!
Actually, you are correct in thanking St Anthony - because, coincidentally, and just in time for his June 13th Feast Day - yesterday I ran across this meme in some old gtv downloads I had saved from 2023. I wonder if it was originally posted by Tom Morelli?